i don't want anyone to be jealous...

[SHATOUSHKA]

but i'm totally gonna get me a pair of THESE

maybe some like THESE

my goal is to purchase items that make me
look more idiotic, short and dumpy.


however... in searching for them badboys...
i came across THIS auction...

let me say this in offering my utmost respect...

those have got to be the ugliest boots ever
made... and i mean they supercede them trashy
ankle-high clear plastic numbers that came
out in the 80s...

$300? cmon....
chanel can't design their way out of a paper
sack.... much less convince the world they
deserve (at least) $300 for a pair of shitty boots.
i've always had disgust for chanel (can'tcha
tell???)...

hey... if you like chanel, more power to ya

[SHATOUSHKA]

wow... after all this time... i think i finally
found a subject that either everyone agrees on...
or no one really cares about!!!

woohoo!

[ek3]

I don't think so...everyone thinks your a slut...and that was agreed upon a long time ago...

[demon chloe]

that first pair of BOOOTs scared the livin shit outta me

[SHATOUSHKA]

hahahahah, dc...

its weird cuz... they kinda look like part of a
gorilla suit... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]


wes... BITE ME!

[xxmoon stomperxx]

you should put a leash around those boots and walk down the street. see if anyone notices.

[SHATOUSHKA]

ahahahahahhaha!!!!

what a great idea!!!

[MetalFaust]

No, Shatzy... I don't think you understand.. that's a fine pair of boots...

You know, a fine pair of boots to match your flannel.. or to go to the craft fair in.


What?

[SHATOUSHKA]

LMFAO!!!!

oh man... what a vision [img]redface.gif[/img]